Meanwhile on Red Dead Redemption 2:
Me : "Oh no! That cowboy has fallen off of a ledge and requires MY assistance!"
Guy : "PARTNER PLEASE HELP I HAVE FALLEN!"
Me : "I've gotta save this guy. He needs MY help!"
Guy : "OH PLEASE HELP"
Me, about to pull him up : "Wait... that's not what this game is about.."
Guy : "OH PARTNER PLEASE PLEASE HELP"
Me, turning into a vile piece of garbage : - presses x to hear more begging-
Guy : "MY FAMILY MY LIIIIFE"
-Presses X again-
Guy : "OH SAYYY YOULL HELP ME"
Me, remembering someone who wronged me in the first grade : "No. Not today, partner."
-Presses X ONE more time-
Guy : "My..my hands.. I can't hold on much longer!"
Me : -Presses Y- "So long, partner."
Guy : "NOOOOOOOOOO"
..... This is the best $60 I've ever spent.
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