Monday, November 19, 2018

Meanwhile on Red Dead Redemption 2:


Me : "Oh no! That cowboy has fallen off of a ledge and requires MY assistance!"

Guy : "PARTNER PLEASE HELP I HAVE FALLEN!"

Me : "I've gotta save this guy. He needs MY help!"

Guy : "OH PLEASE HELP"

Me, about to pull him up : "Wait... that's not what this game is about.."

Guy : "OH PARTNER PLEASE PLEASE HELP"

Me, turning into a vile piece of garbage : - presses x to hear more begging-

Guy : "MY FAMILY MY LIIIIFE"

-Presses X again-

Guy : "OH SAYYY YOULL HELP ME"

Me, remembering someone who wronged me in the first grade : "No. Not today, partner."

-Presses X ONE more time-

Guy : "My..my hands.. I can't hold on much longer!"

Me : -Presses Y- "So long, partner."

Guy : "NOOOOOOOOOO"


..... This is the best $60 I've ever spent.

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