Enjoying some TV

Tuesday, November 27, 2018

 


 


Sleepyhead

Monday, November 19, 2018

 


Meanwhile on Red Dead Redemption 2:


Me : "Oh no! That cowboy has fallen off of a ledge and requires MY assistance!"

Guy : "PARTNER PLEASE HELP I HAVE FALLEN!"

Me : "I've gotta save this guy. He needs MY help!"

Guy : "OH PLEASE HELP"

Me, about to pull him up : "Wait... that's not what this game is about.."

Guy : "OH PARTNER PLEASE PLEASE HELP"

Me, turning into a vile piece of garbage : - presses x to hear more begging-

Guy : "MY FAMILY MY LIIIIFE"

-Presses X again-

Guy : "OH SAYYY YOULL HELP ME"

Me, remembering someone who wronged me in the first grade : "No. Not today, partner."

-Presses X ONE more time-

Guy : "My..my hands.. I can't hold on much longer!"

Me : -Presses Y- "So long, partner."

Guy : "NOOOOOOOOOO"


..... This is the best $60 I've ever spent.

Two months old!

Friday, November 16, 2018

 


Thursday, November 15, 2018

Something about certified refurbished AirPods makes me want to vomit. 🤮

Monday, November 12, 2018

RIP Stan Lee, thank you.

Friday, November 9, 2018

Someone in my apartment complex is trying to connect to their Apple TV and they keep picking mine so it keeps pausing my show- but I’m at the part on America’s Next Top Model where Tyra pops off and yells “WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU” - so if Matthew’s iPhone 7+ could just STOP right now, that’d be great.

All smiles

Wednesday, November 7, 2018

 


Monday, November 5, 2018

Sunday, November 4, 2018