A family dinner night out!

Saturday, December 29, 2018

 


Friday, December 28, 2018

 


lmao catie is WEARING this filter

 


a wonderful first christmas

Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Welcome home Riley

Sunday, December 23, 2018

 Thank you for making me feel so much better.

Welcome home. Happy holidays!



Happy Holidays!

Thursday, December 20, 2018

 


Happy Holidays!
Catie has her first cold, but she is powering through it.


Wednesday, December 19, 2018

Here is a tragic story from last night - I drove Catie downtown so we could meet Cameron for dinner. I unloaded her from the car and we left the parking garage. I noticed she did not have her binky. I had guessed it fell off in the car. She loves to throw her binky, so I figured she threw it in the car.


Anyway, she suffered through dinner without this binky, as it is her favorite one. 


When we walked back to the car I saw something pink in the road of the parking garage. It was binky, who had been run over by several cars. 


RIP Binky - you will not be forgotten. (Seriously, it won’t - she doesn’t like the two we bought last night to replace the original.)

Thursday, December 6, 2018

 On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to meee souljaboy’s knock-off, hella bobo gaming system, souljapods, souljapad, Soulja Watch and Soulja phoneeeee.

2018 only has 25 more days to top this mess.



Catie's first major game launch!

 


Sunday, December 2, 2018

Facebook has just turned into me scrolling really fast so that all of the crappy videos people post don't autoplay.

Enjoying some TV

Tuesday, November 27, 2018

 


 


Sleepyhead

Monday, November 19, 2018

 


Meanwhile on Red Dead Redemption 2:


Me : "Oh no! That cowboy has fallen off of a ledge and requires MY assistance!"

Guy : "PARTNER PLEASE HELP I HAVE FALLEN!"

Me : "I've gotta save this guy. He needs MY help!"

Guy : "OH PLEASE HELP"

Me, about to pull him up : "Wait... that's not what this game is about.."

Guy : "OH PARTNER PLEASE PLEASE HELP"

Me, turning into a vile piece of garbage : - presses x to hear more begging-

Guy : "MY FAMILY MY LIIIIFE"

-Presses X again-

Guy : "OH SAYYY YOULL HELP ME"

Me, remembering someone who wronged me in the first grade : "No. Not today, partner."

-Presses X ONE more time-

Guy : "My..my hands.. I can't hold on much longer!"

Me : -Presses Y- "So long, partner."

Guy : "NOOOOOOOOOO"


..... This is the best $60 I've ever spent.

Two months old!

Friday, November 16, 2018

 


Thursday, November 15, 2018

Something about certified refurbished AirPods makes me want to vomit. 🤮

Monday, November 12, 2018

RIP Stan Lee, thank you.

Friday, November 9, 2018

Someone in my apartment complex is trying to connect to their Apple TV and they keep picking mine so it keeps pausing my show- but I’m at the part on America’s Next Top Model where Tyra pops off and yells “WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU” - so if Matthew’s iPhone 7+ could just STOP right now, that’d be great.

All smiles

Wednesday, November 7, 2018

 


Monday, November 5, 2018

Sunday, November 4, 2018

 


First Halloween

Wednesday, October 31, 2018

 



Sunday, September 23, 2018

 


Thursday, January 4, 2018

It’s 5 am. I have one large cat and one medium kitten asleep on my stomach. It’s hard to breathe and it’s really warm in here. If I die this way, tell my mom I loved her.