RIP Widget

Tuesday, December 19, 2017


These last few days have been extremely complicated and depressing, but the lovely staff at DoveLewis Animal Hospital were able to take a tragic event and give care to not only my pigs, but me. They were respectful and they offer a ton of support options to people struggling with the loss of their pets. They really took a unique situation and made it a lot easier. 

I would highly recommend going to them for any medical care for your pets.

AIM is signing off for the last time.

Friday, December 15, 2017

sO lOnG && gOoDNiGhT

lmao RIP AIM - never forget.


I started singing in middle school - one of the first very disappointing realizations came when I realized I didn't sound like Mariah Carey or Lil Kim. Ask my mom, I cried - more so about the Lil Kim part.

Thursday, December 14, 2017

Okay, who set my ringtone to a song by Big Time Rush? What even

Happy Birthday to one of my favorite people - Tom Delonge.

Wednesday, December 13, 2017


Saturday, December 9, 2017
Guys, I just ate Alaskan King Crab Lasagna and it was so good I just couldn’t even.
Well! I tried to vacation and failed epically!
But I’m here and determined to have the best time possible.
'Welcome to Miami' playing in the background.
Thursday, December 7, 2017

Me : “I will never take anyone back who breaks my heart! Not now - not ever!”

Internet : “vine2 is confirmed.”

Me : “I retract my prior statement and apologize severely.”

Ridin' dirty playing in the background

Monday, December 4, 2017


Thursday, November 30, 2017

Earlier today : “aw mom don’t worry about me! I’m doing great!”

Later this evening : “hey internet! I’m gonna cut my bangs and I know I do it wrong every single time... wanna watch me fuck this up live?!”

Internet : “hell yeah!!”

Me: “let’s do it!!!!!”


Tuesday, November 28, 2017


Sunday, November 26, 2017

Mall parking rant : y’all should let me park wherever I want because you’re lucky I showed up in the first place AND I don’t even really super wanna be here getting trampled over all day BUT HERE I AM. Y’all should get a valet for me and give me a hug and a coffee for what you’re putting me through. I had to get up even earlier to be here and the coffee line was too long so I had to skip out on it JUST because I gotta walk 900 years in the rain to get somewhere for your customers and I’m gonna SMILE AT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM ALL DAY until I gotta walk 800 years back to my car in the dead ass dark by myself in the cold. I KNOW THESE CUSTOMERS CAN WALK BECAUSE THEY RUN ME OVER WITH THEIR STROLLERS AND TRAMPLE ME AND PRETEND I DONT EXIST SO IM PRETTY DAMN SURE THEY WONT MIND WALKING A LITTLE FURTHER TO THEIR CARS.


Almost dropping my bottle of champagne into the bathtub after one sip is a panic I never wish to feel again.

Saturday, November 25, 2017


Friday, November 24, 2017

To all my friends in retail working today - may the Starbucks be with you. Customers are coming. #BlackFriday #PittyTheWeak #DealSquad

Hey don’t ever dye your hair purple you can cover it up with 3 different colors and that shit is gonna be there -  until you die.

Saturday, November 18, 2017

-trips and falls down in food court-

-pack of teenage girls laugh-

“I was so overcome by the loss of lil peep that I had to sit down. I’m sorry.”

Girls : “oh my god, peep.” 

-sad rambling as they walk away-

“.... sorry peep.”

Friday, November 10, 2017

“So can you describe the items?”

“Well, one is a black MacBook Pro.. the other is a gold iPad.”

“Right, but is there anything that we could identify right away? Backgrounds? Stickers?”

“Well, the MacBook background is an older picture of fall out boy....”

“....right... and the other device?”

“..... the iPad background is the iconic picture of Tom from MySpace.... repeating over and over...”

-blank stare-

“Are you familiar with MySpace Tom or do you need a picture for reference?”

“ I know what picture you’re talking about....”

-giggling from afar-

“.....yeah it’s just repeating.... forever”

Shout out to the ratchet FUCK who cut my convertible top and stole my computer and iPad. Enjoy your fucking paper weights.

Thursday, November 9, 2017

I may have just reached my final form.


The Coast


Saturday, November 4, 2017


IPhone X is only one sleep away

Thursday, November 2, 2017


Told you I was sick


whatever forever

Friday, October 27, 2017


Thursday, October 26, 2017

 iPhone X waiting role call 2017

Sunday, October 22, 2017

-goes to buy jacket-

-promptly buys 3 pairs of shorts and 2 tank tops-

What have I done. #summerforever

Saturday, October 21, 2017

You can write me a million checks, you can re-tell my stories, you can use my words against me but you will never be me.

Thursday, October 12, 2017


Concert lighting with #iphone8

Saturday, September 23, 2017


Peppa and Widget Pig

Tuesday, January 10, 2017



Monday, January 9, 2017


New Bag

Sunday, January 8, 2017



Saturday, January 7, 2017


A New Buddy


He Hates Hugs



Thursday, January 5, 2017


Wednesday, January 4, 2017

I love how the ER doctors called me 2 days later to tell me I have an emergency. Yeah dudes, I know. Also, thanks for the flu like symptoms from your waiting room. 💀

EG departs from SC2

Tuesday, January 3, 2017
Although I am very sad about Evil Geniuses departure from Starcraft II, I would be lying if I said I did not see it coming. It is with heavy heart to watch the disbanding, it is even worse they choose not to honor those who made ESPORTS and E.G. come to life in the first place.
When you turn fun into a business, it is just that - a business.
Monday, January 2, 2017

After two weird trips to the ER, I used the Zoom+ Care app and texted back and fourth with a doctor who made me an emergency appointment to meet with a doctor closest to me. Not only did this doctor listen, look at my previous records and run multiple tests right on site - they had a team of doctors come up with my next steps and filled my prescription right on the spot. They did not treat me like just some young person looking for drugs, they listened and genuinely cared about my issues. They did not treat me like my issue was not an emergency, but they also made me confident it will be resolved with care. They have tons of different types of doctors all in the same buildings, they have tons of locations in and around Portland. They even set me up with a primary care and specialists for my back. You can make all of your appointments online or via the app, you can also text/FaceTime a doctor if you can not leave home. 

Amazing resource and team! If you ever need urgent care or a new primary doctor, give it a try! 

They were able to see huge things that the hospital ignored!!! If you don't feel well and know something is wrong always get a second opinion!!!!

Sunday, January 1, 2017

When you're in the ER and the nurse says later she needs help with her iPhone. 😂