Cash Colligan says he wanted to make rock and roll….

In his rap song.


Still love you though.

 I’ve never cried harder in my life than when I listed my Lilly Pulitzer dress on ebay.

I’m a slob.

First world problems.

 Oh crap, I move in like a month.

….. how the fuck am I supposed to afford that.

 I’m at least an hour and a half away from a beach. This is literally the farthest I’ve ever lived from a beach. The older I get the farther away from the beach I get.

Life mistakes are being made.

But no seriously, get me to a beach. Now.

 Please God, please help me. I can’t stay in this house. I don’t deserve this, nobody deserves this.

 I used to really want to go home, but now I don’t.