Sunday, March 23, 2014


Friday, March 21, 2014

 So, I’ve been around long enough for neopets to be sold twice.

Thursday, March 20, 2014

 Hey Forever21,

Could you please put the right sizes on your shit? You used to never do this to me before. I own tons of clothes from you. Now none of your shit fits me and I can’t return it. I’ve tried all of your different sizes and they’re all too damn small. I’m a size six, I obviously shouldn’t be forced to buy XL items. I’m not extra large. I used to buy medium. I’m not an extra large.

I feel really horrible about myself for no reason because your clothes are labeled incorrectly.
Monday, March 17, 2014


 This whole thing you guys call “delivery” is amazing.

I can go online, pick everything I want, pay by paypal and it shows up at my house shortly after.

Holy crap amazeballs.

With Taylor Selfie

Sunday, March 16, 2014


Tuesday, March 11, 2014

 As I peered into the crowded diner on a Sunday afternoon I gazed longingly at the families inside. I finally realized that I am here completely alone.

Monday, March 10, 2014

 I’m full of raunchy lyrics dying to get out.

Red Cup Selfie

Sunday, March 9, 2014


 Holy shit I have tomorrow and Monday off! This means I can get into a drunken coma for at least 24 hours.

Saturday, March 1, 2014