When I look over and you look at me with those pretty eyes it kind of hurts.

You are lovely.

 I haven’t seen you since, writing you letters that I never seem to send.

Re-living inside jokes and asking how you’ve been.

 I wish it would get warm again because I’m becoming peeved at the hiddeous clothes I have to wear.

I’m not going to be this skinny forever people!

Happy Birthday, Mac!

 

 

 

 

 Would it be crazy if I said I wanted to get an air mattress and live in the coat closet?

No, right?

State of Emergency

 

 

 No but seriously if she steps to me I’ll rip her tits off and use them as grapefruit warmers.

 

 It’s bad when your walk of shame consists of passing three churches on the way to the car.

 

 

First gin in NYC

 

Tired Work Selfie

 

Tired Morning Selfie

 

 

 You probably thought that you’d break my heart.

You probably thought that you’d make me cry.
Baby that’s okay, it’s okay.
I know everything.

 

 I wish everything wasn’t so sad.

Someone throw me a loop.
Please.
Why can’t I just have one little ray of sunshine in my life right now?

 Last night I went to some weird Irish pub night club.

I mean, it was interesting.
I had the joy of hearing the worst pick up line of all time, however.
“Is your shirt red?”


My shirt wasn’t even red, it was pink.

Darby in his new Harness

 

 

Just letting you all know I'm alright! I know it's a state of emergency here. But I'm good 💪

 I have a month to find somewhere to go.

At least I don’t have to stay here.

I can do this, I can do this.