September 5th 2013

Monday, September 9, 2013
So when I was a kid my parents used to take me down to the Santa Cruz boardwalk, I didn't have any friends so I used to ride all the rides by myself. I worked all the time as a kid and never really had much of a social life.

My favorite was the Tsunami ride and I used to get on that one and pretend I had a friend with me. So you would just see this little girl just talking to fucking nobody and that was kind of great because I didn't really want anyone I didn't know to come sit next to me on the ride.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure this is what lead up to my foul mouth, fast cars, and undying love for Pizza Hut.
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