I love Britney Spears, but glee really is a horrible show. Jeez.

 I'm late for my class again, I'm almost out of gas, I hate school! I think I have issues taking directions. Seriously. WTF is up with that?!

 Hah! Take that math homework!

 IM SO OVER STOKED ABOUT THE NEW 911 SPEEDSTER. -brain explodes-

 D: I just saw that thing on TV about the bed bugs. I never want to leave home again!

 I'm the invisible man who can't stop staring at the mirror.

 Recording my favorite song tonight!!

Status Update

 I dread the morning.

 

Status Update

 I woke up and nobody was home. I'm hungry!